Remember This

i have a friend. she means more than a friend to me. she/he is like a brother to me. i enjoy her company. i can get away with yelling, PUTANG INA MO! right on her face. and i'd be happy. she taught me the intricate art of pag-iinarte. she means more to me but i don't know why i hurt her. but i promise i won't anymore.

before you get mad at me, remember this.

these are not the things i hold against you. these are the things i will remember you for the rest of my days.

remember this.

1. i saved your ass from a cat but you beat me up instead.
2. i was the first being to discover your fhm ass.
3. i was the great reconciler of the mid-term exams.
4. i saved your ass in silang cavite.
5. i taught you how to punch.
6. you taught me about commitment.
7. you are the trashcan of all the under-ratedness.
8. when we got lost in silang, i called you up.
9. i regret that you are the fruit of my belly-button.
10. i think you are beautiful.
11. you shall get me a lighter for christmas.
12. you hold my battle realms, hostage for your sophie's.
13. you tell your dad i am a perv.
14. i am not a perv.
15. i do not look at legs, i look at skirts.
16. i took you home one night.
17. i slept over your place, a blatant lapse of judgment.
18. i could've gotten killed that night.
19. i wore a pair of meter wide boxer shorts.
20. only to find out that it fits me snugly.
21. you sold me off to your mom.
22. you sold me off to your mom on risha.
23. you are your mom's crony.
24. and mishee isn't as assertive as you are in our marital issues.
25. i inherited cramming from you.
26. i am a better drawer than you are.
27. who defends you from the wrath of the kgb?
28. of course, it's your mom!
29. i bring your file case.
30. i helped you buy socks on the great deluge.
31. i did not laugh at your taho-sized iced tea.
32. i am afraid of your daddy.
33. i give you parokya ni edgar songs.
34. we have our porn flick/UPM scandal.
35. i taught you the value of guessing song titles.
36. and that it is often the first line of the song.
37. or the oft repeated line in the song.
38. i appreciate the value of noodles.
39. and noodle stars too.
40. who taught you to cross the street?

i am running out of green ink. but remember this.

you mean a lot to me. i accept my faults. and in restitution, i shall give you candy corner gunk on monday.

i know and i believe, my daughter loves me. i always want to be like my daughter. she's everything to me.